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Lister and Kryten in “Quarantine”

[after 5 days]

Lister

I'm just saying, there's 79 more days to go.

Kryten

And if you still want to be alive when there's only 78 more days to go, I suggest you do not blow your nose.

Lister

Do you mind if I ask why?

Kryten

Well, let's forget the noise and the revolting burbling sound and get straight to the really gross part when you always, and I do mean ALWAYS, having blown your nose, you have to open up the handkerchief and take a look at the contents. I mean, why? What do expect to see in there? A Turner seascape perhaps? The face of the Madonna? An undiscovered Shakespearean sonnet?

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