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Lister and Holly in “Terrorform”

OK. I'm here, what's the beef?

We've got a visitor.

What?

A pod arrived about 20 minutes ago. Something was in it, but it's broken free.

Any ideas?

Well, I don't want to spread any panic or alarm.

Whaddya mean, you don't wanna spread panic and alarm?

Well, you've always had this thing against tarantulas, haven't you?

(worried) Tarantulas?

I mean that you've never been overly fond of them as a species, have you?

Well, no.

And the prospect of waking up and finding one crawling over your clammy, naked, helpless body has always filled you with a kind of cold dread?

Well, yeah. W - what are you trying to say to me, Holly?

I'm saying it might not be your night.

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