OK. I'm here, what's the beef?
We've got a visitor.
What?
A pod arrived about 20 minutes ago. Something was in it, but it's broken free.
Any ideas?
Well, I don't want to spread any panic or alarm.
Whaddya mean, you don't wanna spread panic and alarm?
Well, you've always had this thing against tarantulas, haven't you?
(worried) Tarantulas?
I mean that you've never been overly fond of them as a species, have you?
Well, no.
And the prospect of waking up and finding one crawling over your clammy, naked, helpless body has always filled you with a kind of cold dread?
Well, yeah. W - what are you trying to say to me, Holly?
I'm saying it might not be your night.
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