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Lister in “The Inquisitor”

Lister

'ang on a minute, why should we take any notice of some crazed rogue robot who's appointed 'imself judge and jury to the whole of humanity? Why should we kowtow to his judgement?

Inquisitor (through Lister): Because I have the power to snap your body in two like a dry reed!!!

Lister (gasping): Good answer, man, good answer!

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