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Kryten and Rimmer in “The Inquisitor”

Kryten

Sir! Sir, you don't have to be a great philanthropist, or a missionary worker, you simply have to seize the gift of life!

Rimmer

Oh, God.

Kryten

Make a contribution.

Rimmer

Oh, God.

Kryten

No matter how small.

Rimmer

Oh, God.

Kryten

You simply have to have led a life that wasn't totally egocentric, vain and self-serving.

Rimmer

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Kryten

I'm just trying to make you feel better, sir.

Rimmer

Well, shut up then!

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Rimmer“So, Kryten, you've heard of this "Inquisitor"?” Inquisitor Rimmer“Now then: justify yourself.” Inquisitor Cat“Justify your existence. What contribution have you made?” Inquisitor Kryten“Well, Kryten? Justify yourself.”

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