[Rimmer tells Lister of his great "victory" leading the good droids against the fascist droids.]
There are always casualties in war, gentlemen, otherwise it wouldn't be war. Just a rather nasty argument with a lot of pushing and shoving.
So how many survived?
Well, we haven't had time to make a full official estimate. But at a rough guess, and obviously this is subject to alteration pending information updates, roundabout: none of them.
So you wiped out the entire population of this planet?
You make it sound so negative, Lister. Don't you see? The deranged menace that once threatened this world is vanquished!
No it isn't, pal. You're still here!
I brought about peace! Peace, freedom and democracy!
Yeah, Rimmer, right, absolutely. Now all the corpses that litter that battlefield can just lie there, safe under the knowledge that they snuffed it under a flag of peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom. Ya smeghead.
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