You've got it wrong, man. We just thought you wouldn't want to come. Now we know you do, great, you can come. The way you're going on about it, it's like some major conspiracy, we've been planning it for days. We haven't. (which of course is a lie)
Really?
Really.
All right, then, I'll come. I'll just get changed. Holly?
Holly (Appears on the screen wearing a fishing cap): Oh, who woke 'im up?!
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