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Kryten and Lister in “White Hole”

Kryten

But there are fifty-three doors between here and the Science Room!

Lister

They're only internal doors, they're only a light alloy. We could get through 'em if we had a battering ram. Something... I dunno... about six foot long, fairly sturdy, with a flat top.

[Everyone looks at Kryten]

Kryten

53 doors?! You can't be serious!

[53 doors later]

Lister

You alright, man?

Kryten

I'm fine, thank you, Susan.

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