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Talkie Toaster and Holly in “White Hole”

Talkie Toaster

I have a third question. A sensible question. A question that will test the limits of your new IQ to its very limits and stretch the sinews of your knowledge to bursting point!

HHolly

This is gonna be about waffles, isn't it?

Talkie Toaster (sounding hurt, as it's been caught out): Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional bread-obsessed electrical appliance!

HHolly

I apologise, Toaster, what's the question?

Talkie Toaster

The question is this: given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?

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