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Lister and Kryten in “White Hole”

Lister

If you don't eat, like, 400 rounds of toast every hour, he throws a major wobbler. That's what caused the accident in the first place.

Kryten

What accident?

Lister

The accident involving me, the Toaster, the waste disposal and a 14-pound lump hammer!

Kryten

That explains why he was down in the garbage hold in three thousand separate pieces.

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