(Holding up a banana) Okay, let's try again. What is it?
It's a banana.
No, it isn't. Try again. What is it?
It's a banana?
(Exasperated) No, it isn't! What is it?
It's an orrrr....It's an orrrr....
It's an orange! Go on, say it. It's an orange! This! Is! An orange!
It's an orrrr...It's an orrrr...It's a banana!
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