Holly? Is it possible? Could this be Earth?
Certainly seems that way. Constellations match, gravity exactly one-G.
What's the time period?
Well, it's difficult to pin it down exactly, but according to all the available data, I would estimate it's round about... lunchtime, maybe half-one.
What period in history, dingleberry-breath? I mean can we expect to see Ghengis Khan and his barbarian buddies sweeping across the hill? Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClure? What is the year?
Well, I'd need some more data before I could give you a precise answer.
Like?
Well, this year's calendar'd be 'andy!
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