[trying to demonstrate his flirtation technique] Would you like to join me in a cocktail?
No.
You can't say no... it doesn't work if you say no, you've gotta say yes!
Right, okay, go on.
Would you like a worm-do?
What's that then?
What's what?
A worm-do.
What about it?
...Is this still the opening line?
You're not giving me the right reply!
What is the right reply?!
I ask if you want to join me for a cocktail, you say yes; I ask if you want a worm-do, you say 'what's a worm-do?' and then I say-
'Oh, it wriggles along the ground like that.'
You know it.
Rimmer, you could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's head with that one!
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