We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July & August fool. Yes, that's right... I am Queeg.
RLRimmer, Lister & Cat
WHAT??!!
Queeg never existed, it was me all along.
RLRimmer, Lister & Cat
WHAT??!!
Wheeze of the week, mate!
RLRimmer, Lister & Cat
WHAT??!!
"Going around in circles for 14 months." "Getting all my information from The Junior Colour Encyclopedia of Space." The respect you have for me is awesome, innit?
Are you tellin' me you staged the whole thing??
(in Queeg's voice) That's right, suckers! (in his normal voice) And the moral of the story is... appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic!
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