Good book?
Yeah, it's alright.
I didn't think you read.
Don't much, but this is good.
What is it?
It's your diary.
WHAT!?
I didn't know you sent secret love letters to Carol McCauley.
Lister, that is my private, personal, private diary; full of my personal, private, personal things.
It's gone public.
I don't believe it! You've been reading it to the Cat?
Only the best bits!
[reading] "Carol McCauley, your eyes are like two limpid pools in the mornings".
Stop it.
"Your hair is like a golden waterfall".
Oh man!
"Plus, those short skirts you wear make me really horny"?
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