I always hated that pus-head Hollister. He always resented my popularity. That's why he never put forward my proposal to reduce the minimum haircut length by an eighth of an inch. Small-minded, petty-thinking modo!
Arnold, I'm picking up an unidentified object.
"Constantly fails the exam"? I'd hardly call eleven times "constantly"! I mean, if you eat roast beef eleven times in your life, one would hardly say that person "constantly" eats roast beef. No, it would be a rare, nay, freak occurrence! "Possibly mad"?! What is he driveling about?!
It's on the screen, Arnold.
What is?
The UO.
What is it?
I don't know.
Well, you'd better find out, hadn't you? It's obviously beyond me; I've got more teeth than brain cells, remember?!
Yes, you have.
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