Next time on True Stories of Mainframe!
CACaptain Capacitor actor
Arrrrg, how do you know that then?
BABob actor
I'm a Gardener! I know everything!
CMCrew member
Psst! That's Guardian! Guardian!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Bob storms into Dot's Diner with a pair of binomes]
BBob
You nearly got us nullified! I can't believe you did that!
EEnzo
Bob!
[Enzo goes to jump on Bob, but Bob unknowingly dodges him and Enzo crashes into a table]
Hey, Bob. Problems?
BBob
You could say that. These two booted into the game and tried to win it by setting off an explosion capable of destroying a planet!
Bad idea.
BBob
Yes. Especially when you're INSIDE THE PLANET! Why'd you do it?
QCaptain Quirk
I had to, mister!
BBob
And all he did was keep saying "Make it so!"
JLJean-Luc
And "engage!" I said "engage" more times than "make it so," actually.
[Discussing Enzo's loneliness]
We're both too busy running businesses or saving Mainframe to have time for him.
BBob
He hasn't got any friends because there aren't many small sprites left in Mainframe since the twin city was destroyed. [Dot suddenly becomes unhappy] Oh! I'm sorry, Dot, I didn't mean to-
No, I'm okay. It's just that talk of the other city reminds me of my father.
BBob
It wasn't his fault, Dot, the experiment just got out of control.
I know, I know, I- I just wish he were here now, I miss him....
BBob
C'mon, let's see if we can help Enzo.
EEnzo
Everyone's having a better time than me! I've got no one to play with and it's all Dad's fault! If he hadn't deleted most of the other sprites, I'd have some friends!
BBob
Wow, Dot looks amazing! What a babe!
I heard that.
BBob
What? Did I say that or just think it?
You thought it. We're telepathic, it's part of our game character.
BBob
Ah, sorry. I'd better be more careful about what I say- uhh, think.
That'll be a first.
I like you, Enzo.
EEnzo
Uhh.... I like you too, AndrAIa.
BBob
It's a Game Sprite, outside of a game! I don't believe it! [Pause] Hey, what does she mean by "Guardian"?
[After a signal that makes the nulls go crazy]
Very strange...the signal is being emitted from Lost Angles!
BBob
Megabyte!
EEnzo
Hexadecimal, Bob.
BBob
What? Right, Hexadecimal. Did I say Megabyte?
HHack
What a good boy. Look, now he's going for a walk.
Uh, what phase number is walking Nibbles?
HHack
Uhhh.... There is no number for walking Nibbles.
Well, that means he just ran away.
HHack
Yup, that is right. He ran away, alright.
He's gone.
HHack
He is. Look at him go.
[Pause]
HSHack & Slash
Ahhh...!
[After the nulls all cover Hexadecimal]
It's coming! It's coming I tell ya! Backspace for your lives. Run, run, RUN! And when you're finished, run some more!
HHack
[Searching for Megabyte's pet null Nibbles] Ahem. We're looking for a null.
That's right, uh, have you seen one?
Have I seen one? HAVE I SEEN ONE?! ...that's a joke, right?
HHack
Hey, whaddaya mean "joke"?
Joke. Noun. Something said or done to cause laughter, something not in earnest, or ridiculous.
HMHack and Mike
[Look at him with surprise]
Hack, Slash, it's your lucky day. You were looking for a single null. Well, what about two million? It's Nullzilla!
BBob
You're prepared for a monster made entirely out of nulls stomping around Mainframe?
That is correct!
BBob
....How do you plan for that?
Uh... Lucky guess?
[Summoning attack vehicles to battle Nullzilla]
BBob
OK, let's do it. Black Beetle Turbo-Pincer Force.
Ladybird Accelerator Spotted-Carapace Force!
EEnzo
Grasshopper Sync-Pulse Hopping Force!
FFrisket
[ Barks and growls, summoning a wasp vehicle]
....Gnat Slightly Annoyed High-Pitched Buzzing Force.
BBob
Any sign of what attacked her?
No, my son. Whatever came out of her mirror has either gone or cannot be detected by my sensors.
BBob
Phong, this creature attacked Hexadecimal first. Maybe it preys on viruses.
Which could mean...
Megabyte....!
BBob
That's right.... I believe it may-
No! Megabyte! [Pointing to a black and grey, totally feral Megabyte]
BBob
You'd better start talking, Hex. You and Megabyte started to merge back there!
Yes, Bob. We are from the same viral strain.
BBob
The same family?
Oh, much worse than that, Guardian. He's my BROTHER! [Laughs maniacally]
BBob
But... But you're always trying to destroy each other!
Oh, that's just sibling rivalry.
BBob
What will happen if you two join?
The next generation! [Laughs maniacally]
BBob
Why don't I like the sound of that?
[After the web creature/Megabyte and Hexadecimal have merged]
BBob
Phong, I'm gonna try and talk to him. Maybe the transformation has created a benign virus.
EEnzo
What? Benign? Sure. You can tell that just by looking at him.
You can?
AndrAIa, Enzo was trying to be funny...
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