ReBoot · Season 1
[An armada of Daemon's ships comes out of portal]
Matrix, they're Guardians! Every one of them! That's what I've been saying, but we can't Guardians, there must be another way!
Bob, we know how you feel about deletion, but what choice do we have?
We can drive them back, seal the system again, that's it!
Look, Mainframe comes first, we must defend our homeland.
Yeah, mend and defend, not delete and defend. [Matrix takes off on bike]
All right, what's the plan?
[Observing on Vid Window] What is he doing? He is placing himself between the armada and our long-range guns!
Maybe he's got a plan!
Bob's never had a plan in his life, he's making it up as he goes along!
[Nulls have completely covered a glowing Hexadecimal, and Nibbles has just joined the pile]
I live, daughter... Help...!
Whoa. Now that's new.
Enzo..?
[Little Enzo looks as though he is about to cry]
I- I can't believe it...
What is it? You two look like you've seen a ghost.
Sis...That's dad isn't it? That's our dad!
What?
Bob...that's our father. That thing is Welman Matrix.
[Opening monologue for episodes 41 through 44]
I am Daemon. I am the Word. My format: Supervirus. My function: To bring unity to the Net. All must hear the Word.
[AndrAIa is telling Daemon of her love for Matrix]
You should have seen us fight that first game together. He was so brave. He said he was a Guardian! Showing off to impress the girl. I knew he wasn't a Guardian, of course, I could hear everything they said, but...I didn't care. I was in love. It was love at first sight.
[The newborn Hexadecimal and Megabyte gaze around Lost Angles, Mainframe's ruined twin city.]
I LIKE it here!
One more virus for the deletion chamber.
He can hear you.
So? Hey, Killabyte! Ready for oblivion?
Do you have to be so callous?
It's a virus, cadet. A dirty, no-use virus.
Look, you don't know his story, what made him this way, how-
A User made him this way. A User programmed him to destroy, to infect, to corrupt. Why a User does such a thing is beyond our capacity to understand, so there's no point trying.
I don't believe a User would knowingly release a virus on the net.
Why, I forgot who I was talking to! I suppose you've written a readme on the psyche of Users?
Well, actually, I-
You're never gonna pass the finals, kid.
What?
Guardians are here to mend and defend, OK? Not sit around trying to work out the way a User thinks and why viruses are introduced into systems. I'm just glad the Prime Guardian hasn't read any of your works.
I had a meeting with Turbo just last second. He really thought my ideas to reprogram viruses for the good were radical.
'Radical.' He used the word 'radical' and you think- what- the?!
RAAAAAARGHH! [Breaks free of his restraints]
I am Daemon. I am not an entity - I am a time. My time is now. The word is Cron.
How is Enzo taking your transformation?
Well...
Hi, Phong! Dad's a null monster now! It's so cool! He can change shape and things! Hey, there's Frisket! [Runs off after]
Quite well actually.
I infect the entire net. I have spread through systems, peoples and cities from this place: Mainframe. My format: Virus. The Queen...of...Chaos! [Laughs maniacally]
Hey, it's Cecil, our foreign stereotype comic relief!
[Matrix, Bob and Frisket have arrived in a fighting game]
[Sighs] No Glitch, no game stats...
No problem. This one was old when I was young. I can't believe the User still plays it.
You've played this one before?
Oh yeah. Welcome to the dojo level of Pantsu Hebi... [Strikes a few poses with requisite sounds] ...X! Basic multi-level fight game... with a twist!
Okay. What do we do?
Wait.
What?
This is the final level, Bob.
So, the User might not even get here?
Maybe. The Game Sprites might defeat him.
This is good!
But, if the User does make it this far, he's gonna have power-ups out the yin-yang.
This is not good.
Let's see what we've got... C'mere, boy. Reboot! [Reboots into a Son Gohan-esque boy, while Frisket turns into a small Pikachu-like creature] Oh no...
Frisket! Frisket!
[Sniggering] You were right though. Just like old times.
Oh, you can laugh now. We know what you're gonna reboot as.
Okay... Reboot! [Is trapped inside a small prism]
Told you there was a twist.
This is bad.
Frisket!
Frisket's really starting to freak me out now! Just tell me the point of this game. Why am I stuck in here?
I'm a Pantsu Hebi trainer, you're a Pantsu Hebi X. A mutant creature. I keep you in that tiny container and release you to fight for me.
You keep creatures in cages and release them just to fight?
Yeah.
THAT IS SICK!
MATRIX! STOP TRYING TO HIT HIM AND HIT HIM!
[In Rocky the Rabid Raccoon 2, Enzo has rebooted as a Anakin Skywalker-esque puppet]
(speaking in a wooden, halting way) What are....these things??
You appear to be some sort of mannequin.
Mannequin...? Badwalker??
Oh, you aren't gonna be any help.
Rocky's searching for a way in. It's time to do it, lover!
Okay... Reboot! [he reboots as a Darth Vader-esque figure, while Bob and AndrAIa turn into a soldier and Barbie-style doll respectively]
What happened to Phong and the idiots?
[In a Yoda voice] Yogurt, I am- *ahem!* (normal voice) I am.
Ahem We're here.
Right in front of you. [They have rebooted as soda cans]
Yeah, and we heard the idiots line.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's ReBoot pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
