ReBoot · Season 1
[at the very edge of the game cube]
Perfect, this is!
[Puts down Phong and the game sampler] Good. You're certainly not low-fat yogurt.
The green button, you must press.
[Pushes it] We need to get back to the game!
Automatic, sampler is. Leave it, we can.
Why are you talking like that?
[The wedding ceremony still hasn't started]
Is she here yet?
Yeah.
Great.
But we can't find Phong and Enzo.
What?
Look, Bob, don't worry. We're on it. At least the bride showed up.
[Phong and Little Enzo arrive]
[Pointedly] Go and get her.
Oh. Uh... Yeah. Right.
Wait. We've got someone else to do that.
[The music starts up and Dot arrives, led down the aisle by Welman in a robotic suit]
Dad...?
You look beautiful, princess.
This is the happiest second of my life...
[Glitch Bob has returned to his original form, and the Bob Dot was marrying has transformed into a remodelled...]
MEGABYTE!
M-Megabyte...?!
I see my charade is at an end. A pity... We would have made a perfect couple.
[Matrix looks frantically for Gun]
Ugh, this dress don't come with a katana!
I've got him.
No! He's mine!
I've missed you, Guardian. Welcome back.
Back and fully charged. Let's do it!
[Megabyte has been captured and placed in a cell behind a firewall]
So I imagine the real Gateway command is in a safe place.
The safest.
Safer than the Archive? The Core room. [Chuckles] Now why didn't I think of that?
You must be slipping, Megabyte.
You know, I really must congratulate you, Bob. It was the perfect trap.
Thank you, but I can't take the credit.
No, no, you never were the brains of the opposition, were you? I assume I have the lovely Dot Matrix to thank for my present circumstances.
Seems fair, after what you tried to do to her!
Oh, this must go a long way to satisfy your overactive sense of fair play.
[Bob and Matrix glare at him]
Let's get this over with!
So what now? Deletion?
No. Just a scan. I don't believe in deletion.
You can't go against your code.
And neither can you. That's the problem. It's not your fault. You're programmed to be this way. We've just gotta work out a way to reprogram you.
So... I won't be a Virus?
That's the plan.
Ah... so, a fate worse than deletion. And they call me a monster.
Attention. As you are no doubt aware, the Principal Office is now under my complete control. You're probably looking forward to one of my erudite speeches about me, Megaframe, the new viral dawn, et cetera et cetera. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. There is no grand scheme here. This is about revenge. Viruses are predatory by design, and it is time for me to follow my function. Prepare yourselves... for the hunt!
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