Ted, Sock and others in “Pilot”

As you can see, most of us are doing great in the sales contest, except for a select few who think their time is better spent constructing beer bongs.

Oh, if you are referring to me, Ted the Head? I'm biding my time. Okay? Like a snake, in the grass, ready to pounce.

That doesn't even make any sense, what you just said. And don't forget that the winner receives a free twenty-pound spiral cut ham!

I'm Jewish, you jerk!

Or a gift certificate. For our Semitic and/or Muslim friends. [happily] So go get them!