[Burt is panicking about his colonoscopy]
Get me the hell out of here. I don't want to die with a camera up my poop chute!
Dad, it says "unlikely."
"Unlikely"? Unlikely things happen all the time. Michael Jordan grew a Hitler mustache. That came out of nowhere. Nowhere!
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