[Virginia tries to secretly remove a bag from the refrigerator]
What's that?
Uh, nothing. Just some boring girl stuff I bought for the bachelorette party.
So boring you had to hide it in the vegetable crisper?
Okay, fine. It's a bag of penises.
[Apprehensively] Whose are they, and why do they have to be kept crisp?
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