[Burt has dyed his hair and eyebrows shoe-polish black]
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
What the hell is up with your hair?
Nothing. Just decided to touch it up a little, that's all.
Well, you look like one of those birds from that Juan Valdez oil spill.
Oh, please. It's such a double-standard. How come you get to cheat to look younger? I've seen your drawer in the bathroom. It's one set of vampire fangs away from being a special effects studio.
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