I’m not. Honestly, I’m not. Hold on, call waiting again. [Answers] Yeah?
S1 E5Constant Craving
Vince, put him on. I know full well he’s taken Martin Brooks to some godforsaken dive.
His wife’s going mental.
Whose wife?
Martin Brooks’!
You hung up on me.
Sorry, wrong woman, hold on. [Switches calls again to Sandra] Sandra, no Martin Brooks.
He is with Martin Brooks! And his roof has fallen in!
Whose roof’s fallen in?!
I don’t know. But he’s got a wife and a dodgy roof.
[exasperated] Wait a minute, I know Martin Brooks, give me the phone.
Oi, that’s my phone!
[Grabs Vince and kisses him] Call me.
What with?!
S1 E6Married .. with children
NSNathan's dad
He's fifteen years old. He's fifteen. That boy is fifteen!
Stuart: So? That Jeep's only six months, and you've still gone and buggered it!
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