Emmett and Ted in “[Episode 307]”

Even if worse comes to worse and you have to go to jail, it won't be so bad.

How do you figure that?

You'll have time to read, and work out. It'll be like a spa vacation.

Oh yeah, I hear the prison guard's do a great herbal body wrap, and the chef's prepare a fabulous light cuisine.

I'll come to visit and we'll make mad passionate love.

I doubt the state pen allows gay conjugal visits.

They did in this film I saw.

Which one was that?

Jeff Striker Does Hard Time.