Are you aware you were speeding?
Oh, that must be why it felt like we were going so fast.
Michael!
You were doing 60 in a 35 mile zone.
Oh, what do you know, math. Give the officer a jelly doughnut.
Excuse me, sir?
Look, don't you have anything useful to do? Like arrest a murderer?
Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
Do you have a problem with police officer's sir?
Only one's that are boffing his mother.
Shut up, asshole.... just give me the goddamn ticket.
Aw, now he's done it.
Get out of the car, sir.
Now we're gonna get arrested.
What now, so you can work me over?
Oh, now we're going to jail.
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