Sandi Toksvig and Colin Lane in “Unfinished Business”

Sandi Toksvig

What can we do about the international poo shortage?

Colin Lane

So it's just animal number two's?

Sandi Toksvig

Yes...

Colin Lane

So we can't do out bit? [Gets up to go outside]

Sandi Toksvig

I don't know about Australia, but they have laws, here.

Colin Lane

[Sits back down] And I thought you were going to be different.

Sandi Toksvig

I am different, but you haven't looked closely enough.