[In response to the www.alan0andstephenhero.com hidden in the theme tune, Alan is hiding under his horse mask when a sudden noise happens.]
What the hell was that?
JEJenny Eclair
It’s a light.
Was it a lamp?
No, he’s got a bad ankle. I’m just taking him out. I can’t afford to keep him, okay?
I absolutely shat myself.
Absolutely shat yourself, my god.
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