It’s midsummer in the UK. To the nearest hour, what time does day become night?
10?
[Forfeit klaxon goes off – 10PM]
I was gonna say 1.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off – 1AM]
Is it..? I’m only saying this, I’ve got no rationale at all, is it noon? Because it’s always something weird on this show. ‘Oh no, it’s actually night time in the middle of the day. You’re all idiots, you’ve been doing it wrong.’
In midsummer, there is no night in Britain.
There’s no night. There’s no night, Danny. [Runs a hand over his face.]
It’s constant twilight.
Oh, bollocks. It gets dark. [Runs both hands over his face.]
Constant Twilight sounds like a really good indie album.
It does, doesn’t it?
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