I've never had, in 14 years, people eating sweets in the front row.
What the hell?
And now I can't think about anything else!
[Jimmy Carr gets up, takes the bag of sweets from the audience member, hands it to Alan and returns to his seat]
You can have them back at the end of the lesson!
I feel really bad for those people. 'Cause, obviously, you're just sat there watching an episode of QI and then, suddenly, the telly gets up and nicks your sweets!
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