[On the face mites Demodex ]
They have no anuses.
Ooohh, thank God for that!
Unfortunately Alan, unfortunately, the fact they have no anuses, means that when they die, a whole life time of waste is deposited on your face. That is what happens...
Is this 14% of waste you can see?
No. But what...
That's a lovely tan you've got there Stephen...
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