What's the most dangerous thing you can find in doctors waiting rooms?
Ah, a copy of the Daily Telegraph.
[turns out the answer is a teddy bear]
It sounds odd, but a bear can't be wiped down.
You've tried.
You can, obviously...
You've wiped down a lot of bears, come on Stephen.
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