Stephen Fry, Colin Lane and others in “Unfinished Business”

Stephen Fry

Would you rather get an eMail from a Spanish Prisoner or a Nigerian Prince?

Colin Lane

A Nigerian Prince.

Stephen Fry

Why's that? [slightly under-breath] Please pray.

Colin Lane

What?

Stephen Fry

Why's that?

Colin Lane

I have no reason, I'm using the 50/50 rule.

Stephen Fry

Both are pretty bad options, to be honest.

Colin Lane

Can you trust a Nigerian Prince?

Stephen Fry

Have you never had one of those eMails?

Colin Lane

No, actually, I don't.

Stephen Fry

Oh, of course, because Australian Internet connection is so slow, you probably don't even get eMails. You certainly can't download movies or anything. [Colin gets up to leave] I mean, I love the country: it's not your fault.

Alan Davies

He's only going over there, because that's the only place he can get Wi-Fi.

Colin Lane

[Mocking Stephen] "I love the country, but I do love so much to hang shit on it, as much as I possibly can..."