[The panel and Stephen Fry are building Lava lamps from water, oil and Alka-Seltzers]
This genuinely reminds me so much of school. You said "Don't put all the Alka-Seltzers in", and Alan said "We're putting them all in" and I've gone along with him and now I'm frightened.
[In the ensuing hilarity Stephen knocks over his Lava lamp, spilling the contents]
Jimmy Carr and Ronni Ancona: [Raising their hands] Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir!
Alright! Mitchell, you made me laugh! I told you before...
You're in trouble!
There's nothing funny about making people laugh. Well, maybe. This isn't how it was supposed to happen at all. [large box of tissues are put on the desk] And we all know why Alan has industrial strength tissues...
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