[On the discussion of the use of leeches helping heal capillaries]
Does it hurt?
It doesn't really hurt much, no no.
What do you mean, how'd you know?
Well, I'm told it doesn't hurt.
I don't you and your public school ways. "Fry, time for a leeching!"
"Scrotum!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Get Fry!"
It doesn't hurt as much as double...
"It's time for his leeching."
"What do you want Scrotum?"
It doesn't hurt as much as Dr. Stavely slamming your dick in a desk, I admit. But - Look, I love to shock you - it's sweet.
Do you remember John Wayne Bobbitt?
Yeah, he went to Winchester.
Of course, we remember Bobbitt. His wife severed his...
Yeah, she cut his penis off and threw it out of the window of a moving car, so it took some finding. But then they sewed it back on and he made some money out of porn films, weirdly.
He must have been rather impressed that a penis took some finding was found. He must have thought "Yes"!
That's why they found the right one: that would have been a disaster.
I could imagine him at the line up. "Could I see number 3 again?"
You're too used to that program: that's just sick.
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