Why would you keep a leash on a leech?
Is it a medicinal leech?
Yes it is.
They use them in the NHS today, don't they?
Yes, they do. They absolutely do.
ADAlan Davis
You put them on a wound, don't you? And they eat bits that are infected.
No, that's the maggots.
JWJosh Widdecombe
Have I travelled back in time?
No!
And migraine headaches are caused by a demon living in your head!
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