[on discussion on why Santa doesn't have a place on Forbes' fictional rich list]
Yes, young Brendan.
BOBrendan O'Carroll
Is it because [whispers] he may not be real?
*gasps*
[forfeit klaxon goes off - HE'S NOT REAL]
BOBrendan O'Carroll
YES!
Oh, poor Phill...
[Phill heads over to the screen and collapses in disbelief]
But, Phill: that got a klaxon. So that can't be right.
[Phill runs over to hug Stephen]
It's alright.
[Phill sits back down]
Carry on...
[same conversation]
So why is Santa off of the rich list?
It's a very simple reason. It's a fictional rich-list. And Santa is real!
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