Where the hell did I leave my passport?
I lost mine in a plane once, and it had gone down, under the cushion of my seat. The actual plane seat. And I was on the plane for ages, I refused to get off the plane.
You have to get your seat disassembled. I’ve had that.
And eventually I found it.
[There’s silence as everyone thinks he’s going to say more.]
That’s the end of the story.
That was a beautiful story. That is a lovely, lovely story.
Stephen, is that Alan Davies or is that Peter Ustinov? That was one hell of an anecdote. If that is the level of the bar this evening, I may go home.
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