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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephen Fry, Sue Perkins and others in “Unfinished Business”

[On what the bill Ingram Fraser killed Christopher Marlowe over was for]

Might have been a prostitute, might have been a brothel.

So a brothel bill, then.

I didn't have that.

To be honest, the service charge in this is redundant.

I had one of them, two of them...

I asked for that, but it never happened.

It was off.

If we all chip in...

Why don't we have a big one, and we all have a bit?

[...]

Anyway, what made Lord Byron limp?

That's a follow-up question.

Item four on the brothel bill...?

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