Fred MacAulay, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

There will be a lot of people watching who will wonder what does a true Scotsman wear under his kilt, and I can tell you true Scotsman will never tell you what he wears under his kilt. He will show you at the drop of a hat.

Stephen Fry

I've seen dandruff on the shoes. That's a giveaway. But the short kilt -

Sandi Toksvig

I don't feel well now.

Alan Davies

[waving arms] I don't feel good with that information. Quick, send something else! Give me another image!