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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Jeremy Clarkson and Alan Davies in “Unfinished Business”

[On hypochondria]

Jeremy Clarkson

I've got a twisted testicle, a hideous skin disease, two slipped disks...

[singing] …And a partridge in a pear tree!

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