The rhino’s not the least bit aggressive.
Not a mammal, either.
A rhino is a mammal, yes.
Is it? I thought it was a dinosaur.
[The audience laughs.]
Why’s is called a rhinosaurus then, if it’s not a dinosaur?
Because it’s...not.
What do you mean ‘because it’s not’? It’s called a rhinosaurus. That’s what dinosaurs are called.
It’s a noceros, isn’t it?
Rhinoceros.
Rhinoceros. Have you been calling it a rhinosaurus?
Yeah.
There’s a problem.
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