Jimmy Carr, Alan Davies and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jimmy Carr

I think it's a trick question. Because you're a vegetarian. You wouldn't bite me, I don't think. You'd have a salad.

Alan Davies

I wouldn't consume you, but I would be prepared to kill you. Turn you into one of me.

Jimmy Carr

What, we'll all live in windmills and solve crime?

Alan Davies

I look like the character.

Stephen Fry

You do, actually.

Alan Davies

I'm not actually...