[On cheese having a sell-by date and "consume within 2 days of opening"]
It's gone off already, I mean, cheese basically, hasn't it?
That's it's point, exactly. It is the celebration of what happens when milk goes off big time styley.
It should just: you should work for the milk marketing mob. Get some lovely "English milk gone off big time styley". "I'll have a 'milk gone off big time styley and tomato sandwich' please." That's a brilliant description!
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