How many brains did the the man with two brains have?
…Two?
Yes! That's brilliant!
[Banging both fists on the table] It's so cruel!
He's wise enough to spot a double bluff!
It's just the technique of the bully! You hit us! And then you go: [with appropriate mimicry] "Oh, you thought I was going to hit you! I wouldn't hit you. I'm not going to hit you. This is my hand to stroke you." And we go: "Aargh, aargh, he's stroking us!"
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