Alan Davies, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alan Davies

If you cut their whiskers off, they can get their head stuck in a milk bottle, I know that.

Stephen Fry

...from experience?

Alan Davies

They will try, if you put something at the bottom like a bit of tuna.

David Mitchell

And if they do actually manage it, you end up with a lovely bottled cat! That you can take to a party. "I couldn't decide red or white, so I brought a cat."