Where do you put your ladder if you want it to go into space?
On top of a spaceship. With a flag hanging on it, so other spaceships don't follow you too closely.
It's a conceptual question. How about this: Up against the wall of silence.
You should have railings build around you and people come and worship you as a kind of modern Buddha. You've got the look, I have to say.
Oh, thank you very much.
Buddha look.
Rural Buddha [in a West Country accent] Wisdom...and cheap cider.
[after several hare brained schemes have been proposed by the panellists]:
How about this: You could just...imagine.
Oh Bill, that is so beautiful.
'Tis the wisdom of the rural Buddha.
The Dalai Farmer.
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