“D'you know what I had for my starter...” – Jeremy Clarkson, QI ... TV Quotes Database

D'you know what I had for my starter when I had the whale?

With grated puffin?

I had a seal flipper, and it looked exactly like a marigold glove filled with wallpaper paste. And it sat and you thought, "Ooh …!" And it tasted exactly like licking a hot Turkish urinal.

Sean Lock

I'm very concerned that you used the word "exactly"...

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