What colour was the Model T Ford?
[Whispering to Alan] Don't say, don't say, don't say...
Black?
Oh.
[forfeit klaxon goes off - BLACK]
Oh bless him, like a little puppy that runs into a wall.
You can have any colour, so long as it's black.
Oh, he said that even. Even that phrase.
[forfeit klaxon goes off - ANY COLOR AS LONG AS IT'S BLACK]
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