[Alan holds up his board. It says, ‘sit look rub panda.’]
I don’t know, it’s like occupational therapy in an old people’s home. Oh, hello, what have you got here?
[Reading his board.] ‘Put smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot’.
Brilliant. That is absolutely wonderful. He’s used all his letters.
That is unbe-fucking-lievable. It makes sense. They would walk like a robot. It’s an idea. It’s like giving people an idea.
It puts this completely to shame. [He holds his board up. It says, ‘gay elf romp’.]
I can’t even imagine how you managed to do that!
No, I’m sure you can’t, Alan.
It does work, actually. It’s a lovely way to spend an afternoon.
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