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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Jeremy Clarkson, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jeremy Clarkson

I went into a brothel on Saturday.

You heard it here first, folks.

Jeremy Clarkson

It's exactly like a motorway service station lavatory.

Bet that was a welcome break.

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